I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
– Clarence Darrow
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- Sayings – George Bernard Shaw July 13, 2009You see things: you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were: and say ‘Why not?’ – George Bernard Shaw Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Buddha Sayings July 11, 2009Those who, relying upon themselves only, not looking for assistance to anyone besides themselves, it is they who will reach the top-most height. Buddha Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Sayings – Friends July 9, 2009It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends. Euripedes Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Famous Sayings July 8, 2009“We will not remember the words of our enemies but the silence fo our friends”Martin Luther King Jr. ” A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a heaven for? “ Robert Browning Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Plato Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings […]quotes
- Famous Sayings on Children July 6, 2009Take care of your children, children sadly, bring in more money, in prostitution, and are easy targets for the pimps. -Rosie Cash Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Sayings – George Bernard Shaw July 13, 2009
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- Christmas Quotes June 10, 2009Wish you all A Merry Christmas, May the Joys of the season Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer. May the chimes of Christmas glory Add up more shine and spread Smiles across the miles, To-day & In the New Year. -Rosie Cashquotes
- Famous Holiday Quote May 31, 2009Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. - Helen Steiner Ricequotes
- Famous Christmas Eve Quote May 15, 2009Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart… filled it, too, with a melody that would last forever. - Bess Streeter Aldrichquotes
- Famous Birth of Christ Quote May 5, 2009And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, Lying in a manger. - St. Luke ii.quotes
- Famous Christmas Quote April 30, 2009And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people. “For unto you is born this day in the city of David A Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. – St. Luke iiquotes
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- 9/11 Quotes September 11, 2008“Terrorism against our nation will not stand.” - George W. Bush – Remarks at Emma Booker Elementary School. Sarasota, Florida – delivered 11 September 2001, 9:30 A.M. EDT September 11 Quotesquotes
- Achievement Quotes August 28, 2008I am always doing things I can’t do, that’s how I get to do them. - Pablo Picasso 1881-1973, Spanish Artist September Horoscopesquotes
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- Abraham Lincoln Quotes July 17, 2008Honey When the conduct of men is designed to be influenced, persuasion, kind, unassuming persuasion, should ever be adopted. It is an old and a true maxim, that a ‘drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gall.’ Abraham Lincoln Source: February 22, 1842 – Temperance Address of Springfield, Illinois – Abraham Lincoln Funny Qu […]quotes
- Mother’s Day Love Quotes May 8, 2009
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- Famous Quote of the Day – Wisdom July 13, 2009“Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.” – Cullen Hightowerquotes
- Famous Abraham Lincoln Quotes July 11, 2009“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincolnquotes
- Famous Quotes July 9, 2009” A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a heaven for? “ Robert Browning Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Platoquotes
- Famous Martin Luther King Quote July 8, 2009“We will not remember the words of our enemies but the silence fo our friends” Martin Luther King Jr.quotes
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