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Famous Quotes – Marriage

January 13, 2008 at 8:47 am · Filed under Famous, Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Life Sayings, Quotations, Quotes ·Tagged , , , , , , , , ,

Famous Quotes

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree
Famous Quotes – Oscar Wilde

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Life Quotes – Statistics

November 5, 2007 at 2:17 pm · Filed under Best, Best Quotes, Entertainment, Famous, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Quotes, Good Quotes, Laugh, Quotations, Quotes ·Tagged , , , , , ,

He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts – for support, not
illumination.

Andrew Lang

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Mosquito

October 8, 2007 at 5:53 am · Filed under Best, Best Quotes, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Quotations, Quotes

“If you think you’re too small to have an impact try going to bed with a
mosquito.”

Author Unknown

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Life Quotes – Good Man

September 22, 2007 at 5:51 am · Filed under Best Quotes, Entertainment, Famous, Famous Life Quotes, Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Laugh, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Life Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings ·Tagged , , , , , , ,

“I married a younger man. Ten years younger than I am. I figure it like this: If you can’t find a good man, raise one.”

Author Unknown

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Life Quotes

July 12, 2007 at 3:55 pm · Filed under Death, Death Quotes, Famous, Famous Life Quotes, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Life Sayings, Live, Living, Living Quotes, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings

It matters most not how long we live, but how.
 -Bailey (Festus)

Life is a long lesson in humility.
 -Barrie (Little Minister)

It is misery to be born, a pain to live,  trouble to die.
 -St. Bernard of Clairvaux

Life is but a day at most.
 -Burns (Friars’ Carse Hermitage)

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Charles Dickens

June 9, 2007 at 1:02 pm · Filed under Famous, Famous Life Quotes, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Life Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many–not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.

– Charles Dickens

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Life Quotes

April 25, 2007 at 5:02 pm · Filed under Famous, Famous Life Quotes, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Life Sayings, Popular, Popular Quotes, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings, Uncategorized

Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it.
– Buckminster Fuller

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Life Quotes – History Quotes

April 25, 2007 at 4:16 pm · Filed under Best, Best Quotes, Biography, Fame, Famous, Famous Life Quotes, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, History, History Quotes, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Life Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings

Life Quotes – History Quotes

Read no history nothing but biography, for that is life without theory.
– Benjamin Disraeli

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Life and Living

April 15, 2007 at 3:29 am · Filed under Famous, Famous Life Quotes, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Life Sayings, Living, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
– Norman MacFinan

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Life Quotes – Cat Quotes

March 15, 2007 at 9:06 pm · Filed under Cat Quotes, Famous, Famous Life Quotes, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Good Quotes, Life, Life Quotations, Life Quotes, Life Sayings, Music Quotes, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life music and cats.
– Albert Schweitzer

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